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10 Replacements for JD Vance as Trump’s VP Pick: A Satirical Look at a Wildly Entertaining Scenario

In the spirit of absurdity and satire, let’s dive into ten possible — and utterly ridiculous — replacements for JD Vance as Trump’s running mate. Buckle up because this list takes the idea of “going off the rails” to a new level.

Libby Winkler
5 min readSep 2, 2024
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10 Replacements for JD Vance as Trump’s VP Pick: A Satirical Look at a Wildly Entertaining Scenario

As the 2024 election season heats up, rumors swirl that JD Vance might not be Trump’s final vice president pick. But if Trump’s history has taught us anything, the outlandish often precedes the logical.

In the spirit of absurdity and satire, let’s dive into ten possible — and utterly ridiculous — replacements for JD Vance as Trump’s running mate.

Buckle up because this list takes the idea of “going off the rails” to a new level.

1. Kanye West: The “Runway” Politician

Why not pick someone who has already dipped his toe in the presidential waters?

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Libby Winkler
Libby Winkler

Written by Libby Winkler

Freelance writer who loves exploring the messiness of humanity, while poking around in nooks of life and shining light on all the things that make us complex..

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