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Self-Deportation for Liberals: A Step-by-Step Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing Wrong
Because basic decency now counts as sedition, apparently.
Self-Deportation for Liberals: A Step-by-Step Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing Wrong
Because basic decency now counts as sedition, apparently.
Gather ‘round, y’all! Feeling weighed down by a stubborn attachment to facts? Tired of giving a damn about other people? Does the sight of billionaires evading taxes or kids in cages ruin your brunch vibes? Are you cursed with empathy, critical thinking, and an annoying respect for democracy?
Congrats. You might be a liberal.
And if that’s the case, guess what? Some people would prefer it if you packed up your compost bin, Birkenstocks, and PBS tote — and politely deported yourself.
But hey, don’t panic. I’ve compiled this official Step-by-Step Guide to Self-Deportation for Liberals Who Did Nothing Wrong. Because satire is all we’ve got left when logic taps out and goes home crying.
