Trump’s Coke Use in the 1980s was Legendary

Being of a certain age, I can still recall going to parties where the restroom was off-limits because some people were using it for their nose candy.

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I think we have all forgotten the debauchery of the 1980s. The crazy parties. The age of casual sex.

My late teens and early twenties passed in the 1980s. I am so old that I remember some things that are completely taboo today.

I remember driving after having a few too many.

I remember casual sex (don’t judge).

I remember cocaine being somewhat socially acceptable.

Why am I revealing this to you? Because I remember things—things about Trump.

[Alert: I am labeling this as fiction to ensure I don’t have the Secret Service at my door. But is it? Really?]

Once, long ago, I was invited to a party. The party was at the house of a friend of a friend. I knew her father had connections, and I thought it might be fun to step out and do some networking with some influencers.

Little did I know that this party was going to be different. It seemed innocent enough at first, but then strange things started happening. People were talking…