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What Will Trump Do Next to Raise Funds? A Glimpse into the Future
After the sneaker debacle, Trump has gone back to the drawing board for some new ideas to generate some capital.
Disclaimer: This article is satire as of the writing, but who knows at this point?
What will Trump do next to raise funds? A glimpse into the future
In the ever-unpredictable saga of American politics, one figure stands out for his unparalleled ability to keep the public guessing: Donald Trump.
As he eyes potential future endeavors, the question on everyone’s lips isn’t just “What will he do next?” but “How will he fund it?”
Trump Steaks: The Comeback
Remember Trump Steaks? Well, they’re making a grand comeback, but with a twist. In a bid to appeal to a more diverse audience, Trump is set to launch a line of plant-based steaks. Yes, you read that right. The new “Trump Tofu Steaks” are marketed as “The Best Steaks on the Plant…et.”
Each steak comes with a complimentary bottle of “Trump Water,” sourced directly from the fountain of youth (or so the label claims).
